gethenian:

prokopetz:

Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.

Oh my god OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS TOO???

i bought the tfios movie today

maybe in another month i’ll work up the courage to actually watch it

hobbitlings:

astronomifier:

rachelhaimowitz:

obsessionisaperfume:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

queensimia:

palavenblues:

holy shit there is a name for it

Well damn. Explains a lot.

Suddenly I understand some of my fan base a LOT better.  That is Awesome. 

"holy shit there is a name for it" was my reaction before I even scrolled down to the comments.

I just need to keep reblogging this because I cannot even begin to tell you how profound a feeling of YES and THIS and THERE IS A WORD FOR ME OMG I get every time I see this, and I hope it helps others too.

seriously, anytime you see a post with a comment saying “theres a name for it?!” reblog that post because even if it doesnt apply to you any of your followers could be waiting for that revelation.

oh my god oh my god everything makes sense

hobbitlings:

astronomifier:

rachelhaimowitz:

obsessionisaperfume:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

queensimia:

palavenblues:

holy shit there is a name for it

Well damn. Explains a lot.

Suddenly I understand some of my fan base a LOT better.  That is Awesome. 

"holy shit there is a name for it" was my reaction before I even scrolled down to the comments.

I just need to keep reblogging this because I cannot even begin to tell you how profound a feeling of YES and THIS and THERE IS A WORD FOR ME OMG I get every time I see this, and I hope it helps others too.

seriously, anytime you see a post with a comment saying “theres a name for it?!” reblog that post because even if it doesnt apply to you any of your followers could be waiting for that revelation.

oh my god oh my god everything makes sense

(Source: asexualityresources)

So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made this status today…

the-enochian-starchild-earendil:

fuckingmultiverse:

letsgivethesekidsashow:

honeychildplease:

image

I’m quite pleased with this.

Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.

WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT

I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT

I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY

THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”

I reblogged this so fast guys

(Source: zdf)

copperbadge:

veteratorianvillainy:

pardonmewhileipanic:

red3blog:

pardonmewhileipanic:

notcuddles:

nesft:

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

copperbadge, I don’t know why but I thought this might amuse.

I fucking love corvids, you guys.

Also tail-pulling. 

Reblogging for the lunchroom analogy. Gave me a good laugh.

(Source: yinqors)

I HAVE CONQUERED MY UTERINE MUSCLES WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF EXTRA STRENGTH IBUPROFEN at least for the next 4-6 hours anyways 

i thought i would enjoy the first saturday i’ve had off in a month

but then my ovaries revolted and my entire day has been one long continuous agonized whine 

patronsaintofamerica:

"I miss Freckle Bitch's..."
    - Devon


(tony and me did a thing)

patronsaintofamerica:

"I miss Freckle Bitch's..."
    - Devon

(tony and me did a thing)

cosmobears:


"Nerdy Gingers Ogle Giant Robot"

breaking news, coming to you live from space!

more on this at eleven! now, back to our continuing coverage of the small, frightened british twink that was seen streaking through the mothership!

cosmobears:

"Nerdy Gingers Ogle Giant Robot"

breaking news, coming to you live from space!

more on this at eleven! now, back to our continuing coverage of the small, frightened british twink that was seen streaking through the mothership!

(Source: ponymoot)